Arachnophobia

Immobilize them before the smash from a safe distance with your most high-powered hairspray.

Pfft, what courage? I catch a glimpse of a spider and I'm gone xD

Is that a pikachu shirt?

I'm just like nope nope nope time to move out again and light the house on fire

I have at least one deadly weapon in each of my rooms JUST for this situation