How to cut a pizza

but the sizes aren't even..

Who cares how you cut it, if you're going to be by yourself all night!

Tbh I don't think I'm that talented

I call the middle piece :)

Yeah this is all cool until you try and eat it bc when you're eating a piece that's 70% crust while youre friend is eating 100% cheese covered deliciousness you won't be feeling so metal

"It's so sinfully delicious, you'll sell your eternal soul for a slice!"

That's how I'll cut all my pizzas from now on

Hail pizza satan

Pizza Delivery for Lucifer...