Oh the Feels

Cedric was an amazing man, especially when he "beat" Harry at Quidditch. He was very good and honest about that.

Oh, Chartis, god of the Characters, please would you return to us the boy, Cedric Diggory, in exchange for the sparkling menace, Edward Cullen.

We shalt gladly give up the sparkly one in exchange. We offer him, and all the power of *gags* his "fangirls" (and I use this term VERY loosely). Such power is too sickening to keep on Earth...

Oh, Chartis, dear Chartis, what more dost thou need to complete the ritual?
We have plenty of the sparkly one's virgin fan girls that we can sacrifice also.

We'd honestly be happy to...
What more does thou divine power need?
*turns to shadowwraith*
I'm sorry... I think that Edward is so bad, even with all the *gag* fangirls that even Chartis doesn't want him...

Come on Chartis, my man, I just made you up with my mind, please, you must take sparkles and return Cedric. CHARTIS PLEASE!!!!!

PLEASE. We bow before your power! TAKE AWAY EDWARD. WE DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE. TAKE HIS POWER.

TAKE HIS POWER AND USE IT FOR THE REINCARNATION OF CEDRIC, THE ONE WHO MUST BE SAVED. PLEASE CHARTIS, YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!

Chartis! Why do you torture us in this way? We have always been faithful!

Yes, mortals, that may be true. but the one known as Robert Pattinson, the body of both Cedric and Edward, has gone beyond both roles. He can neither be sacrificed as Edward, nor given back as Cedric. Wraith of Shadows, and The Enigma Unknown, I am truly sorry, you have chased my attention unsuccessfully.

OH MY GOD IT'S ACTUALLY HIM.
BEST.
DAY.
EVER.
But besides that, I understand, oh great and powerful one...

OH MY GOSH, CHARTIS YOU EXIST!!!
Yes, I guess you are right Chartis. Thank you for speaking with us.

Enigma, we should create a Chartis Fandom

We so should. It's happening. We are the founding members.

I can be the right hand (female) man, and you can be the left.

Wraith, you may be the Holder of Sorrow, and Enigma may be the Holder of Joy.
I am still open for alterations.

I'm good with that.

Yeah, sorrow is right up my alley, but I'm cool. Joy is fun. :)

So now what, do we recruit followers?

No idea. I'm pretty sure anyone who's ever read a book or seen a TV show knows of the power of Chartis...

But they don't know his name

Fair enough... So what do we do?

Spread it.
In our schools, our workplaces, our communities, across the internet.
Just spread his name.

OMFG HE ALREADY HAS A TWITTER
.
@Chartis_God

Haha. Tell the truth, did you make that just now?
I don't have twitter, I can't check...
But I will spread it. Next time someone posts anything about a specific character, just add "praise chartis" or something onto the end. People will wonder what the hell is going on...
*
P.S, Chartis, I ask for guidance, I'm currently writing a story... Give my characters depth and allow them to fly.

I will do all of my best, Joy Holder

Thankyou.

Do you have a facebook coz there is a page
facebook.com/ChartisGodofCharacters

No, sorry, I don't. I know, shock horror, I'm just not into social networking. With the exception of Funsubstance.

Fair enough, well spread the sites spread the joy, spread the sorrow

Haha. Are you a fan of the Living Tombstone and his remixes? More to the point, have you heard Discord? Or Pinkie's Brew? They are masterpieces... Well, to me anyway.

I'm sorry I've heard of none of them...

Oh...
*cackles evilly*
It's brony stuff, but to me they just sound awesome.
Check them out if you feel so inclined. If you're not a fan of electricy-computery-sounding music, just ignore me... Or, if not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKAB91trmbg
and, he remixed Let It Go, which isn't bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11q9-Kl02Dg