A language snack.

I'm surprised I understood

My brain died a little bit inside.

The fact that I had to say it out loud before I understood it.

my brain died a lot inside

This is fucked up, but cool.

for those that don't understand:
-read(reading a book) and lead(as in leader) rhyme
-read(past tense of read) and lead(in pencils) rhyme
-read(reading book) and lead(in pencils) don't rhyme
-read(past tense of read) and lead(and in leader) also don't rhyme

I love that

It's messed up... but I understood exactly what this post was saying

I'm proud of myself for understanding that when english is not my mother tongue

Internet genius = IRL common knowledge. Sadly, we value this sort of drivel and ignore actual genius.