I'm surrounded

Oh dear... Every kids gonna be livin on the street

That's the problem with the world. Ignorance.

A survey was conducted, asking how much of this post is false. About 100% of it is fictitious.

The only way that the percentage could be that high is if that was the result in specific regions.
While I easily believe this to be true, the national average would be much, much lower.

Well, we are actually homo sapien sapiens

But then we found out that this was conducted in Alabama

Sorry we are homo Homo sapiens