We have a bird that does this @ my house

*Sings*
if I were a biiiirrrrd......
I think they could understand

" Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far Far away." My teacher used to say this when one of my classmates got a multiplication fact wrong she mostly said it to me.

Gah, on a black car no less. They're hard enough to keep clean!

i can't breathe