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froglet
· 10 years ago
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Ouch
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Behold....the second coming of stupid has arrived.
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calmthelovelytits
· 10 years ago
Yeah, there literally was a second "coming."
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mgoveia
· 10 years ago
Actually, no. As far as he knows, she's a virgin. Meaning she only came for the other guy (maybe), and he never came at all.
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calmthelovelytits
· 10 years ago
You can ejaculate into a woman and not get her pregnant.
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mgoveia
· 10 years ago
Unless he spanked it and shot her like Luke torpedoing the Death Star, that'd mean he's not a virgin.
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calmthelovelytits
· 10 years ago
I bet he totally went star wars on her ass.
guest
· 10 years ago
*facepalm*
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deleted
· 10 years ago
More like *shoving hand through head*
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acela
· 10 years ago
More like face palm so hard you shove your hand through your head it face palms the three guys behind you
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calmthelovelytits
· 10 years ago
I like that one.
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mgoveia
· 10 years ago
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3132/
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calmthelovelytits
· 10 years ago
You poor, innocent, stupid thing.
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prancingpelicans
· 10 years ago
No wonder she cheated. That dude is not very smart. I wouldn't want his genetics in my child. But he doesn't deserve to get cheated on just because of that.
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iwantasandwhich
· 10 years ago
No one deserves to be cheated on. There is never a good reason for it. The way I see it, if you're unhappy, leave. Don't make matters worse.
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prancingpelicans
· 10 years ago
Yeah. Break up with someone if you don't like them, but don't cheat behind their back.
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acela
· 10 years ago
Thank god theres people who think cheating is bad!!!
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wrath
· 10 years ago
ohhhh.... well shit.
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hexy
· 10 years ago
What…what if…it really is Jeebus?
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guest
· 10 years ago
Guys stop hating! You believe an old book for what it says, why not that man?
deleted
· 10 years ago
Very valid point....
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mizukimishaazawa
· 10 years ago
I kinda feel bad for him.... Maybe his "stupidity" is some level of denial. He rather think of this pregnancy test as modern biblical moment to comfort himself with the idea his lover didn't cheat on him. People do crazy things or think insane things when in denial about someone they care for.
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hexy
· 10 years ago
What if it really was immaculate conception? What if he's the Modern Day Joseph, about to become papa to someone who can make water into wine? Or beer?
mgoveia
· 10 years ago
http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4043-one_of_us.png
mizukimishaazawa
· 10 years ago
I laughed harder than I should have....
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angelus333
· 10 years ago
Did you know: There's a weird thing that happens in female animals that they self fertilize an egg without a males semen and literally having... A virgin birth... If it happens in humans, it would be unnatural
