If we could, we would. Dammit, Katie, don't you know if you make him spurt blood you have to finish the job? There's too much evidence... You have the tools...
When you wipe finger prints off of things you touched be sure to take Carl's hand a reput fingerprints on the items or else it'll be suspicious. To get rid of the body just go "chumming" for sharks. (No I have not murdered anyone. I just go on tumbler.)
Yeah. The lack of all evidence is the most telling evidence at all. If you bury a body with lemons, it'll decompose much quicker. At least, that's what I've been told...
*looks from side to side*
Oh and if you choose to bury the body do it vertical (less likely to dig it up) and bury a dead animal on top of it (in case someone does find it they'll stop digging when they see the animal)
Make sure you use a biodegradable plastic when you cover your clothes to prevent blood splatter. Make sure you have two of every garment you are going to commit murder in, wear them both as equally as possible, that way, If a drop DOES get on your clothes, and someone sees, you can blame it on, guess what, your period, burn the offending item and if the police search for the item, just produce the copy.
Um, Warning/Disclaimer- I get crazy when I write. Like, I will reel out paragraphs of pure feels or sorrow. Just a warning. I drop bombs when I write... Leave now or forever hold your peace... :D
Don't worry I'll be ok. I read tons of Stephan King so I now warn you that I will kill off characters. Be sure to tell me if you like what I write of not. I promise not to take offence or get mad.
Chicks be like, "My period excuses every kind of bizarre or terrible action!" then the next week they all "How DARE you say we can't be president, a general or CEO."
*looks from side to side*
I sort of wrote two sentences already... If you look a few comments up I posted a link :)