Put a hole in the top and drown them with soap that was mixed with the bug spray stuff....if that doesn't work feed them spaghetti until they get so fat they die from the clogging of the vains.If THAT doesn't work well then.....you will need minecraft logic,wich means you replace the floor around found them in cobblestone so the wood won't catch on fire and pour a bucket of lava on them.
Scoop them out of the bowl and eat them. Raw. That will teach those 8-legged bastidges to invade your home. Savor the look of horror on their creepy little faces as you belch.
Put something heavy on it to stabilize it and wait till they run out of oxygen. It will probably take a few days... but don't make the mistake of opening it too soon when they stop moving, they'll do anything to get out of there...
1. Get a piece of construction paper.
2. Carefully slide the construction paper under the bowl and under the spiders.
3. Light the paper on fire and run out of the house.
4. Buy a new house.
See? This is why I don't believe in all this pretentious talk about 'progressive' values. Nearly all of you, poster included, find nothing wrong with killing a mother as it gives birth. FORGET THAT IT'S A SPIDER - it's still life, and just because it's not as cute and cuddly as a puppy or kitten doesn't mean it should die.
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· 10 years ago
See, you're on a humor website. Not a website where we discuss the seriousness of every issue plaguing mankind. It is unwise to keep your panties tightly bunched. It cuts off circulation.
2. Carefully slide the construction paper under the bowl and under the spiders.
3. Light the paper on fire and run out of the house.
4. Buy a new house.