Wikipedia......?

I volunteer!

My mission in life!

Let's all go on a killing spree as the lord wikipedia has announced

Well. If wikipedia says it, it must be true...
Who's up for some Friday night mayhem?
I have to follow the orders of the supreme authority.

I have actually visited this page for legit reasons

I seek to follow you, O Great Homework Help. Lead me to my first victim.

And here is the where Purge will start!