Poor moe

I had a Simpson's birthday card that actually says this scene.

"Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt." ~ Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons

Odd date? Doesn't he say "A date"? As in "Well I don't actually have a hot date tonight, but I do have a date tonight"

Now would you unhook me already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! *BUZZER*