Win-win-situation

Threaten away.
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The sweetest doggo. Eyes of pure innocence- and so child-like. You cannot be mad at her. Like I said, whenever you are she looks so sad you immediately feel like a monster
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One day perhaps. As a dude who’s always wanted kiddos and doggos, I’m scared stiff- like paralyzed by fear (and I never let that happen) about the idea of being responsible for the lives of others, and then fucking that up. I can’t even take care of myself..
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Too much drama tbh. I just can’t do it anymore, at all. Doggos are consistently loyal, and consistently consistent. They wanted walks and pets and food yday. They want that today. They’ll probably want the same tmrw.
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I’ve never had loyal friends. I’ve had 2 gfs and I’ve spoken in detail of how both those relationships crashed and burned. I’ve been alone forever, and I probably always will be- but a little unconditional loyalty could hardly hurt

Well apparently it's rather difficult to come up with a threat on the spot like this without any context. I'll have to get back to you on that. Or else fall back on the beans on your clothes thing, but that seems a bit worn out now
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Haha I know, I know, we discussed that. I'm just saying in the future. Seems to me you already know how to love the shit out of something (at least from the way you talk about your exes and this dog). Just take out the sex part and you'll be on your way.
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Idk why I'm surprised you say you want children considering you've mentioned impregnating 500 women and only wanting to screw up your own kids. I think everyone is afraid of screwing parenting up somehow. If you're not afraid of it, you're probably doing it wrong. But that's not even something to be worried about right now. Job and yourself first, then dog, then whatever comes after.
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Dogs and animals in general definitely keep things simple. Which is definitely a large part of the appeal

I don't think you will be. I think you'll find people to care about who care about you somewhere along the way. Of course I've found most people don't stay forever, but I don't think that makes their period in our lives necessarily less worthwhile

@Xvarnah it struck me- I’ve never actually heard you speak about a job. Do you have one? You seem to have unlimited time for Funsub

I do indeed haha, though not gonna get into it. I don't have unlimited time, but I do check a few times a day. Often when I check seems to be shortly after you've commented (like now, for example..) and I've literally thought before "well if I respond NOW, he's going to think I have no life!" And I don't want you to think I have no life. I want you to know it as a fact.

See, I didn’t even bother to ask. I’m learning. Lady mystery *grumbles about needless secrecy*
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Yeah I think a few times a day may be an understatement. And I too have no life, but that’s only because I have no friends/gf/family. Seriously depressing thought too, it’s been bothering me a lot today. Van is warm and sunny and has been for a few weeks now, and I have nowhere to go, nothing to do and nobody to anything with.. feels bad man.
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Anyway, I’ve been sleepy since I got up and I have to be up at 5, so unless I can’t sleep because it’s literally still daylight-bright. I’m gonna say goodnight man-bear

For all you know it could be very needed. I could be a ninja or something
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Lol whaaaaaat? I wasn't even on here this morning I don't think?
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You may have no one to go with, but there's always somewhere to go. Maybe a pub or a park or somewhere you haven't been or haven't been in awhile? And going somewhere can often be how you find people to go with. But I understand. At least you seem to be getting on with the people at your new job?
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Alright, now, see, I'm fine with most of your little nicknames, but I draw the line at man-bear <.< either way hopefully you get some rest

@Xvarnah
So, Saturday and Sunday night I had wild, dark, FUCKED UP nightmares. I usually have 3-4 a year, like, really dark, haunting nightmares. But when I wake up, besides knowing they happened and they were horror in the moment, I can move on... but these were different. The fog of depression from them ruined all of yday, and it’s still fucking with me today, and my boss TORE me to pieces for being off my game. Rightfully so, but it didn’t make it any easier.
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He’s going to bring be back to performance mode whether I like it or not
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Regardless. My ex was in my dreams from Sunday night, and it’s like torturing my soul. I struggle to explain in words just how much its messing with me- and this doesn’t happen to me. EVER. I do not let myself get rattled by things like this.. and this relapse, missing/longing for my ex has has happened like clockwork every 2 months, for the last 7. Going into cycle 4 of it. But I’m up at 4:50 everyday. Commuting an hour, working 13 a day...

with THIS boss. And somehow I have to hold it all together, and perform. And I mean PERFORM. He told me straight up, his words: “I hired you for the killer you used to be, not the burn-out you are now”.:.
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Ideas, or advice?
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I’m looking forward to hearing this...

@shikharizard do you feel comfortable going into any more detail? It's hard to theorize based off of just the little you've said so far. I could, but I would like to know more-- provided you feel okay sharing it.
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Also you said you have nightmares a few times a year-- I want to clarify, are these always about your ex, or have they just been recently?
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Also if your boss wants a killer I can easily introduce him to the pointy end of a machete anytime he wants. I understand what he's saying but fuck him. All that trying to fire a gun with a bullet lodged in it will accomplish is catastrophic backfire

@shikharizard not sure if you went to bed but if not, I'll be checking back here periodically if you need anything tonight

I'm not sure why I tagged you twice. I'm not sure that has any actual impact

@Xvarnah sweet of you, thank you. I'm not that broken. I'm holding it together, but its hard. I'll respond tomorrow. I have to be up at 5. Goodnight

Didn't say you were broken. Talking about things doesn't automatically make you weak/broken. It makes you not a robot, which I imagine is a highly inconvenient reality to some people, but they also get to have sex and eat pizza, so it's not all bad.
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Clearly you're more than used to dealing with shit on your own. But if you'd felt inclined, I was around
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Either way I hope you have a more restful night tonight. Just imagine you've got your new suits on and are that much closer to world domination. Or, y'now, other kinds of domination. Whichever. Just try not to mess up the suits too much

Responding to your newer comment first:
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Hehe, I guess so. Thanks mama-bear, talking about things comes from a world i didn’t grow up in. See? Wish I could go back to being mechanical. I’d be the perfect weapon. Sex and pizza sounds great rn.
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Yes, I honestly don’t even know how to respond; having always done things alone. But thank you, I appreciate it so much.
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Haha, best possible response. You’re the best. That’s literally what I’m dreaming about. That’s how I keep going. In 3 months this storm will have passed. In 6 I’ll be well on my way. Just have to survive this grind.

As for the nightmares:
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This was the first time including my ex. I’ve had dreams where she featured before, some when we were together which didn’t hurt, some after which did hurt, but not as much. This one, we were just on a date.. at a museum. The museum itself was incredibly fucked up, but external things don’t really effect me. She was internalized if that makes sense. I’d already let her in. Anyway she was distant and hard to speak to, like the signs I saw with my first gf, not her. And just like my first gf, I was dreading that she was getting ready to leave me, the date wasn’t going well, etc. Sure enough she broke up with me at the end, and then I woke up to reality. What a fucking trip.
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Hahaha, and don’t be mad at my boss for me. I knew what I was getting into, and this is why. I NEED the push, or I’ll mope around forever. He knows it too. Right now it’s JUST him selling and paying for the entire company, and his life, and now he’s paying me a salary this month..

To help me adjust to the new job. Next month I’m on my own, commission only. Sell to survive. And that’s fine, but he didn’t even need to do this for this month. I’m grateful. After all that, he can’t have me misfiring and getting weak on him.

Grab some popcorn, this response is looooong.
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Tbh sometimes I think you're a little overly concerned with people perceiving you as not being able to handle yourself. <- this is not an insult. But you have asked me to be open, so I thought I'd throw it out there. From the little I know you definitely have your reasons, and it's also just part of your personality. And you've got a lot invested IN being able to handle yourself. But it sounds like it probably stresses you (or something) when you feel you're not being a metaphoric killing machine.
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I kind of imagine part of why having to talk about things is difficult/annoying for you is because 1) you dislike doing it in the first place and 2) you don't know how long you'll be able to because you're not used to having people around to do it with. 
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That said I'm pretty sure the pizza should be after sex as it seems like it could be problematic before or during. <.<

You don't ever have to thank me, just an FYI. You may, however, have to apologize now and again, simply because we're both Canadian and it's unsettling when neither of us does it for awhile. Sorry. 

As for your dream...
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There's a few ways I could interpret it. I can't say you'll necessarily like or agree with any of what I say, but this is the impression it leaves me with:
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It's hard for me to say if the dream is actually even related to your ex herself, or is just using her as a placeholder, if that makes sense. It seems more likely your subconconscious could just be using her to represent the general concept of a person/people you trust/love/rely on/want to open up to/etc (you know - all those mushy things that get in the way and distract from blood in the water).
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Possibly she could represent a romantic aspect and missing that kind of interaction as well. Or it may just be a generalization about various different kinds of relationships (friend/coworker/etc) and interacting with people in a broader sense

the museum on the other hand sounds like it probably is most likely intended to symbolize a couple of things:
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Either your current situation, living in a place you dislike, the turmoil of starting a new job, the pressure/drag of long days, concerns about commission, not wanting to disappoint your new boss, etc etc etc. Even if this isn't something you typically think of as bothering you, this could very easily just be your brain trying to deal with some underlying stress 

The other interpretation that comes to mind is the museum could be a representation of your general world view etc. Hearkening back to our conversation about sociopathic tendencies, it could be your brain's way of saying you see/think/are willing to do things others likely aren't. By this I don't mean things like flaying a puppy alive. I mean more like the situation you explained where one of your exes learned how you behaved at work and basically viewed it as something terrible. She saw something wrong or "fucked up," and you KNEW she viewed it that way (as do other people).
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These things that you think/say/do etc that bother other people so much, you find nothing particularly unsettling about them.  
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However, you are AWARE people find these things unsettling. Very much aware of it. And I think that's part of where those two symbols in the dream (your ex and the museum) kind of sound like they join up.

It sounds like this is your brain's way of, aside from dealing with stress, trying to deal with confliction.
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You know things you say/do bother people. You're unwilling to hide them (hence: on display at a museum). But you also don't actively enjoy when these things cause problems with people you actually want to be around or might like (case in point: your reaction when Sunflowers left the website). It's possible there's things happening currently that are triggering similar feelings as to what happened with your exes, so your brain uses her as a medium to help warn/cope with the possibility of something similar occurring
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It also sounds to me like this could be your brain's way of dealing with loneliness. It wants to have a person or people it can rely on to support it, maybe it even is feeling a little bit like there are people you can do this with (you did mention you're getting on with your boss quite decently). But it also remembers in the past that opening up to people or letting them in, or getting comfortable opens them up to a reality they can't deal with, and then they reject you.
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The distance/difficulty speaking sounds like it could be quite literal in this interpretation as your brain saying it feels isolated, and doesn't know how to communicate in a way that's both true to who YOU are, but also doesn't drive people away.

Long analysis short: I think you're feeling lonely, isolated, probably a bit nervous, and off your game. All of which I'd say is 110% understandable given the circumstances. 
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The plus side is, if any of this is correct, there's a chance the nightmares should ease up once you get on your feet at work.
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This is just my thoughts, however. I could be way off base.

Alright, alright, Fine, fine. Machete is out. Pointy end of a pocket knife okay? Just a small one, I promise.
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I'm glad he's giving you a good opportunity. Though I wouldn't classify this as moping. Even from a strictly biological level nightmares can really fuck up a person's entire performance. And pushing can be helpful, but neglecting other areas of your life won't do any good. Like I said: try to fire a gun with a squib round, and all that's going to happen is catastrophic backfire. Doesn't make you weaker or any less lethal, but the intended targets won't be the same. 

Hehe, you weren't kidding eh? Ill respond to this tomorrow. I have to sleep, I want to try and get to the gym in the morning
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Also, do you think I should I mention that I stumbled upon the centipede-cat thread or would that throw a wrench in Jason's devious plan to escape my gaze? Dw I have no intention of returning. I dont need to know what I'm not wanted to know. I just think the attempt at subterfuge is hilarious.
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Take care of little pixie. She's no longer a big fan of me, but she is a sweetheart and I hope things work out for her.
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Goodnight mama-bear and thank you for taking the effort to respond so.. thoroughly ;)

@shikharizard well now that depends entirely on what we're talking about
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Hope that works out for you. (<- this pun was entirely unintentional but once I realized it 3 sentences later I had no choice but to point it out). Never found the idea of working out in public appealing, but it's probably easier than stuffing 7 1200$ machines over every square inch of your living space -_-
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Are you FOLLOWING us around some how or do you just have a 6th sense for cat posts? <.< haha tbh I think we were better insulated from outsiders in the post with 300+ comments, but eh. It's mostly Jason and Aviva talking about some very personal dilemmas they've gone through/are going through, so I leave it up to them to do what they feel most comfortable with. I think it was aviva's desire to move it, though, Jason's just trying to make her more comfortable. I have no idea how he'd actually feel about you reading his story. Not sure if he cares or not-- he was talking about doing a big discussion post...

...one point, but may have changed.
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Either way, devious masterminding is at a low
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No idea how she feels about you. She's going through some very serious stuff right now and I know it's definitely dampened her spirits and left her on edge. Even me and Jason haven't heard from her in several days and it's just a very terrible time. She'll definitely never be a fan of the dirty comments. They bother her for reasons I may not even know about. Or it could just be not her taste. I doubt you two were ever going to be BFFs forever, but I doubt she's written you off entirely. Still, only time will tell.
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Haha well perhaps such a long-winded reply will help put you to sleep, if nothing else :P either way I do hope you have a restful night with less stress and don't get caught staring at anyone's ass for too long at the gym

There are no nice asses in the gym at 5:30am :(
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Only big fat lumpy shapeless ones.. I was quite disappointed. But I caught the super cute, SUPER TINY office manager girl who introduced herself the other day checking me out today. She looked so embarrassed when I looked up.
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Good thing I pretended to forget her name the other day.
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I’ll ignore her for a few more days then ask her out. That should be fun. I could probably lift her up with one arm

Maybe you're at the wrong gym? I suppose if they were nice they wouldn't need the gym as much, though
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She's your coworker? Haha you enjoy playing hard to get?
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I guess that's the staying out of the dating scene plan out the window >.> not that that's a bad thing
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Also now I get the feeling you're like over 6" because for some reason big guys like very tiny girls <.< I'm not sure if they just secretly want childbirth to be an absolute nightmare or what the deal is but literally see these giant guys all the time with little waif women

No no, there are some absolutely glorious butts that visit my gym. Just not at the times I have the time to go.. today was a 13 hour day and it felt like a half day. Imagine that.. I also made $1500 in one small deal, in one day so maybe it’s all worth it.
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We have one of those shared work space type offices. So she runs the office for a lot of people, but she doesn’t work with us.
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She’s a maximum of 5’3 and I’m guessing 100lbs or less. Who said I was going to date her? >.>
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Nah, I’m 5’10”. 2 full inches short than a real man, but that’s ok. I have enough attitude for 3, balls for 7, brains for 10, and ego for 1000 ;)

Isn't that a good thing, though? That the day went quickly? And you made money? Idk, I'd count it a good thing
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Fair enough haha. I'd just be a small bit concerned if things go to shit and it makes for an ugly work environment. But then I tend to be overly cautious
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5'3 isn't THAT short <.< you had me thinking she was like 4' nothing. Haha well YOU kind of implied it way back when you said you don't do the whole one night stand thing. Could be a fuckbuddy thing I suppose, but even so <.<
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Not sure why everyone thinks guys that aren't over 6' aren't real men or such, but that aside I read that as "I have enough attitude for 3 balls" and I had no clue what that meant other than maybe you were very pumped up on testosterone. Either that or you had a mutation that I wasn't sure I needed to know about <.<

Hah I did NOT say that the day went quick. Just that leaving by 7 was nice than by 8.
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Fuck that. She’d be the only one making it awkward if she said no. And if she does say no, she’ll change her mind later and tell me, so nothing really to lose. And FYI THAT specific part is not me being cocky, I just know how things will over the next few weeks
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Tbh idk how tall she is. Might be closer to 5’0. Yeah ONS aren’t really my thing, but I’m not really going to have time for a gf working 100 hour, 7 day weeks. Best case scenario the assistant my boss hires is cute. I can see his dilemma. He doesn’t want me distracted, but he won’t hire an unattractive girl. There’s another girl who’s like 4’11 but she’s married and I don’t want her husband to kill himself. Plus she seems loyal which is a bummer xD
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Eh, it’s one of those basic white girl things that became part of western culture. And don’t even pretend, you loved hearing about my 3rd testicle. Let the image PERVade your mind ;)

I meant more if you guys ended up attempting to date or be fuckbuddies and then it goes sideways, not if you ask her out and she turns you down lol. You're not being cocky but you're sure she'll change her mind? What makes you so sure haha?
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Soo you ARE looking for ONS now? <.< didn't realize you were working 7 days a week. Is that permanent? Sounds like it could lead to burn out :/ and here I thought loyalty would be an admirable trait to you <.<
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I'm pretty sure it's not exclusive to white girls. I've definitely seen black girls who are at least as bias if not more about it haha.
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That's a scenario where my mind wasn't even thinking dirty haha. It just automatically starts taking a scientific perspective over things like third testicles and having no idea how that would even work <.<

If we ended up dating or just banging, and then it went sideways it wouldn't be my fault. I am, authentically who I need to be right now. Up until literally 1 calendar year ago, with my ex, I was prepared to adjust or change or be flexible for my woman. I thought that was part of a healthy relationship. No, not true. I tried to change, and I couldn't. Not enough for her. I ended up paying the price, stradding my aggressive instinctive nature, and her soft-heartrd SJW mentality. Instinct always wins. She was attracted to me first because I'm dangerous, but then wanted me to tone it down.. how the fuck does that work?
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So, to the point at hand if I've read the signs correctly, and I believe I have; if she likes me, even if she WANTS to say yes but says no like a lot of crazy bitches do, she'll eventually come around. Because I'll still be a badass mofo, with a badass boss, and I wont be the one making things awkward. Idgaf if she says no, ultimately that'll be her loss.

FYI I should interject and point out that I knew what I was signing onto with this job. My boss is a fucking animal, and he's beating the animal back out of me. I NEEDED this push so badly, and he pissed me off so much this weekend, I can feel the animal in me coming back out. There was like a fundamental, polar shift in my mentality. I'm back to feeling steely, and deadly again, someone who's comfortable being uncomfortable. Unlike the little bitch my ex made me, who was only comfortable being comfortable.
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So continuing on, NO, I'm not looking for ONS. Tbh I want what my last boss had, and what my current boss has. I want an alpha female who can hold her own and help me hustle. I want a chick who gets up as early as I do, and works as hard. Shell never be able to compare or compete with me, which will keep the balance of power where it should be. And I really dont mean that like a chauvinistic pig, there's just something healthier about relationships where the man...

Is clearly, and undisputedly in charge. Things just go better. The perfect example being my ex and I. I was the provider, and she was the animator. I was passive about most of the things we did. I didn't really care what we ate, or what colour diffuser she bought for my room, or which plant, or where we went. I was in it for her. So I was passive and I let her call the shots. She loved doing things, that she loved doing with me. So I thought everyone won.
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I was wrong. So, with the amount of work I'm doing, with the lack of time I have, and most importantly, with the lack of quality bossbabes out there, I'm going to struggle to find a girl who can hold her own with me. Because I will literally chew up and spit out a chick if she isn't tough enough- and I'm looking forward to a few of those too. Until then, I cant just NOT have sex.. that'll kill me. So, a healthy balance of manipulating a few of the wrong women until I find the right one sounds good to me.

As for burnout, up until this weekend I thought I wouldn't be able to survive either. Now, I'm not worried. I'm going to take the fight back to my boss. He's going to get some serious attitude from me, and he's going to love it. In a year from now I'll be his VP of Sales, I will tear the throat out of any of the future salespeople who'll be competing for the same spot, and that'll be my life for the next little bit.
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And dont pretend. I was already more, now you have quantifiable proof that me and my 3rd nut are 50% more of a man than most ;)

I didn't say it would be your fault, I said it could potentially lead to some kind of ugliness in the office, which could impact your new job. Didn't say don't do it, but ignoring the possibility isn't helpful either
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Being flexible IS part of a healthy relationship. To a degree. Demanding the other person change the entirety of their being while you yourself do nothing is not being flexible. It's being insane. It would literally be on par with someone demanding I just not be asthmatic so they can continue smoking. Doesn't work that way. You *have* to be prepared to give a little in any relationship. That's compromise. Being someone else isn't compromise, it's a lie, and unless you're a professional actor, it's not one any person would be able to maintain with any degree of happiness.
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Maybe she got off on the adrenaline, who knows. Or perhaps she was trying to live vicariously through you. But then realized she didn't actually want that behaviour all the time. I imagine whatever her reasons, it's likely much the same reason you were attracted to someone with a soft heart, prone to championing causes you couldn't care less about.
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I find it interesting on a psychological level that there's so many men lately that classify any behaviour in a woman they can't understand at face value as being "crazy." <.<

I don't know if that's chauvinistic or not. It's what you want in a relationship and that's honest. I can say that it doesn't apply to all relationships, but it certainly does apply to some of them. If it's what works for you (or what you think will work for you - it doesn't sound like you've actually dated any alphas in the long-term so far) then no point in pretending you want something else.
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I do think that wanting an "alpha" who is just as driven as you are (which implies a very competitive nature) but who can "never compare with you" is going to be an extremely hard find, however. From what I've seen there's almost no way to be with a dominant personality if you're unwilling to yield to them some of the time. But that sounds like a bridge to be burnt when you come to it
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Haha well it sounded to me like you were unwilling to really get involved with anyone right now, and unable to tolerate one night stands, so I guess celibacy sounded like the only recourse based off that....

...I suppose that may have been a bit of a lapse in sanity on my part.
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Well I'm glad you feel you have a place and a drive and a purpose there, and you feel he's giving you what you need. Thats certainly more than a lot of people have in their lives, so it's far from a bad thing. Try not to completely neglect the human side, though. I know the killer cyborg has more fun
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I'm sure with 3 testicles you'd be having far more than just three nuts

Hehe, if there was awkwardness in the general space because I banged one of the girls there, that would be the one reason my boss wouldn't mind. He'd pat me on the back we'd move on.
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Idk.. all semantics at the end of the day. Well never know what was going through her crazy ass mind, just that I was someone she wanted to be with, and then not, pretty quickly. Just not quick enough for me. In the last 2 days, that mind shift that has me feeling stronger, for the first time in 7 months has me really feeling like I'm fine without her. I'm reminding myself how I have been, and how I am better alone. Which is CRAZY for me, because I always knew that. And only recently forgot it, but up until now its like the time in my life before her never existed. Idk how I ever forgot that, and became so dependent on her. I guess that's the X factor that love contributes.

But yeah, I'm finally able to see over and past the spectre of her. I'm able to remind myself how powerful I am by myself - specifically because I am alone with my back to the wall.
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And tbh, I would've agreed with you, but my mind has finally changed on that. My boss has an alpha-female gf, she's a strong, tough chick. But for all her strength, in comparison to all the other girls I've known over the years and the fact that shed walk all over them.. she's a paperweight. I could push her over with the back of my hand. Again, not intended to be or come across as egotistical, but she realistically couldn't even compete if she wanted to. And I'm referring to competing with me. My boss makes their relationship look like brutus and pixie.
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And I think that's what I've finally realized. I dont want to be with a crazy chick like those frenzied wrestler women on TV.. but at the end of the day being 'Alpha' is just about toughness and deferring to those more tough than you...

...and dominating those less tough. For all her toughness, she's not on the same page as I am. And my boss, above both of us can see the distinction.
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I think I finally recognize that as much as I DO want a sweet, soft-hearted girl, she also NEEDS to be Alpha in order to be able to survive with and around me, but also just to understand me. Her competing with me, isn't really even a point worth discussing. She defers to him- and she defers to me too, but we both also know that she's "attached" to my boss, and therefore 'safe' from me. She could push the boundaries with me without retaliation.
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And best case scenario, my future girl does try and compete, and keeps me on my toes. Whenever his gf leaves the office, my boss tells me all the time how she helps him function and perform. She's like an oil change for him. He can continue moving smoothly, because she makes him better- and I want that.

In life, and in general, I'm moving faster again. Life has taken on momentum, gotten busy as fuck, and now that I'm making serious money again, all my huuuge dreams and aspirations feel attainable. I'm rediscovering my ambition as we speak. As soon as that flame is fully re-lit I will no longer be the passive, laid-back, inactive guy I was a year ago. I'll be making moves. And as a result, I will re-take what was my natural position in the driver's seat anyway. I'll be calling the shots again.
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And as for women being crazy- truth be told, men don't do weird shit. Even our weirdest behaviours and quirks and comprehensible and logical. You can understand WHY a dude is doing what he's doing, even if you can't relate to why. Women just do weird shit for no discernible reason. The crazy part come in when you ask for an explanation, and even they dont know

So yes, not have sex, is not an option. So a couple of nice, sweet girls may have to be digested by the machinery, but that's ok. Certainly a lapse on your part, come on mama-bear.
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And tbh, as physically exhausting as my schedule and my life is, I have renewed energy and purpose just because of how real this job makes everything else. I legitimately stand to make 15+k every month - and the sky is literally the limit. My boss makes 40k plus a month for himself. Him kicking my ass is only going to make me stronger and more like him. I'm back being and feeling uncomfortable again, in the best possible way, and I love it.

Hahahaha, just had to share this little piece.
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My boss was on a sales call this morning, I walked into the reception area where the cutie works. Asked for a dog treat (they have a jar full) and all 3 girls (2 are married and all 3 are cute) stopped dead and they're like, wait, you have a dog?!
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So I was like, yeah come say hi. They all got up and came to meet our pup who was only too glad to say hi. I handed the treat back to the 'my girl'. And she was like if you ever want to bring her and hang out at the front that would be fine.
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And in my heads the bell was just going *ding ding ding WE HAVE A WINNER*
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Bossman just brought it up and said nice idea to use the dog for leverage. He got a dirty grin and a thank you from me- for making note of my genius of course.

@Xvarnah I'm officially convinced that you're as much of a deviant, and as much or more of a freak than I am.
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This thought warms my heart greatly. A kindred spirit. You should let the inner freak out more often.

Well you're in the situation, so you'd be the best judge haha
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I think most people look for someone who has traits they don't have to help balance them out (kind of like you wanting a soft-hearted girl to help wash the blood from your latest kill off your hands). But a lot of them learn before long that they may have taken this desire TOO far, to the point of actual incompatibility. 

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I am glad you're feeling better about life and her in general. Tbh I half wonder if your general unhappiness in relation to her had less to do with her and more to do with just not feeling like you had enough of a purpose overall anymore. It really sounds like you threw yourself wholeheartedly into your relationship with her and so when she left you were just kind of twisting in the wind. Which isn't entirely uncommon. You don't seem like the type of person who wants to do anything they care about by half. You're all in. This job, your relationships (I mean actual ones, not flings)

Having something like that disappear is bound to leave anyone off-kilter. Have the nightmares stopped at least, or too soon to tell?
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Hey hey I was just taking your word very seriously, that's all. As long as everyone's a happy consenting adult I'm sure they won't mind being devoured by the machinery 
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'Ahhh so THAT'S why you like/want a dog so much! The true intentions have been revealed. (Now all I can picture is that post from awhile ago where the dog has the tags on it that say "out looking for bitches. Call my dad."
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Good grief, if you're right, she's not subtle <.< "want to come hang around in this office for no reason with the dog sometime? Feel free!"

I'm curious what thing in particular convinced you of that <.< surely it can't be the kitten comment. 
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Tbh you probably do have me beat (physically and quite possibly mentally), but at least it's enough to be entertaining

I am.
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And maybe, but my ex and I weren’t incompatible. That’s what’s always bothered me most. Tbh if we had been, I think I would’ve been over her in a matter of days. That’s been the case with all the other girls, even the ones I’ve really liked. I had phenomenal chemistry with the Asian chick I dated after my ex. We went out for 5-6 weeks and it was a lot of fun. But I left her, abruptly. I might have been more gradual, but I would’ve left her all the same. I wasn’t over my ex and it was wreaking havoc in my mind- that was what triggered it, but ultimately she and I weren’t going to make it long term. I was over her in hours. The point is that, my ex didn’t leave me, she left “us” behind. If I had met her, even just 2-3 years older than she was, we would’ve gone all the way. But she was a child- incapable of understanding my harsh maturity, and too young to know what the real world is like. She would’ve gotten me better if she did. We had something amazing, but she...

...couldn’t see it over her doubt. So it ended. Something that could’ve been amazing, something I very likely may never have again got thrown away. I’ve said it before, logic and statistics are firmly against me. I may never have that kind of happiness again, and I have to live with that. So be it.
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And yes, right again, but also wrong. It goes back to the essay above. She was definitely the focus of my life when we were together, but a relationship can’t be IT. There has to be more to ones life. I finally have a purpose big enough, and engaging enough to distract me from the knowledge of what I’ve lost. That’s why it’s rebooting me. Whatever the reason, I’m not complaining.
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The nightmares have reduced. I still have bad dreams, I don’t think that’ll stop, but not ones that send me reeling. 5 mins after I’m awake I remind myself that the horror was only a dream, and I have bigger fights to fight.
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Hah, that’s not all why I want a dog, and I know you know that..

...Definitely an added perk though. My boss is a pickup artist of proportions you can’t inagine. And I’ve seen the proof. You literally couldn’t conceive how good he is at it. I’m talking 300 girls, in 3 months, online only, sending him nudes and pledging to collar themselves and be his sex slaves. He’s literally fighting me, to start training now. But our agreement is, once he gets me rolling in sales and that’s on cruise control, we’re actually going to have classes to learn what he does and how. My life is about to begin Hahahaha xD
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Hehe, she did ask me to bring the pup out. Verbatim, she said if the dog wanted to spend the day at the front desk she wouldn’t complain, but she was looking at me straight in the eye, despite her coworkers, and mine being around, and the fact that doggo is my bosses, not mine. Works for me ;)

And yes. ‘‘Twas the kitten comment that convinced me. I DEFINITELY have you beat. I am the ultimate horndog- but I am convinced you’re a close, tight-lipped 2nd place.
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And no, that wasn’t meant to be dirty, but go ahead and imagine it anyway. I certainly am hahaha

Oh and, in response to wanting someone to help me wash the blood of my hands:
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That’s not what I want. I’d wash my hands before I leave for home- that’s the point. I do everything in my power not to take my work home with me- not now, it’s just me, so it doesn’t matter if I do or not. But when I was with my ex, I would. I knew she didn’t want me to talk about it, not ONLY because she wasn’t interested in hearing about it, that was only 5% of why. 95% was her wanting me to actually let it out of my mind. To relax, and leave work at work, and be at home when I was at home, and be with her when I was with her. Unfortunately, the nature of what I do is it’s absorbing- and I am passionate. I dive headlong into the deep end, and give it my all. That’s why I’ve been successful, that’s why I add value for others.
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In a relationship, I can understand that my partner doesn’t want my work to be my life. So with my ex it got to the point where I would be bursting to share, but withhold...

...to spare her the tedium. And that’s ok. But again, unfortunately, the nature of what I do is it takes a piece of you with it. You don’t do what I do and emerge unscathed, ever. Sales is a psychological battleground, and strapping in your armour every morning and steeling yourself takes its toll.
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I don’t need someone to help me wash my hands, I can do that. I do need someone to understand that I’m bruised and battered at the end of the day, and I just need someone’s presence who’s healing and soothing. Literally, that’s all I want and need from partner. I’ll make the money, I’ll provide all the resources, I’ll do all the heavy lifting. I’ll fight her battles for her, because compared to mine their minuscule. They’re easy. I’ll take her pain from her when she’s suffering, because compared to what I’m subjected to, it doesn’t even hurt anymore. But there are days when even I can’t do it, and all I’ve ever wanted was a partner who I could trust, and who would stand by my side..

...and reassure me when, despite everything, even I began to doubt. For 6 months of my life I had that. For the rest of my life I’ve been alone. That’s what I had, and what I want again. That’s why I struggle without her, and I don’t know how to move on.
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But it’s ok. I’ve finally remembered how strong I am alone. Perhaps stronger, without having to watch out for another person.
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And that’s something to be grateful for in itself.
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Even though this is all just, pointless back and forth. Thank you for listening. It means a lot, esp right now.

You know I feel like we actually agree on most of what we're saying, but we both have brains that like to get slightly caught up in technical interpretations, so we misunderstand each other a bit haha
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When I say you're incompatible I don't mean you guys didn't necessarily have a good time or were entirely toxic for each other or anything like that. It just brings me back to the whole you were being forced to be someone you weren't because she was unable to cope with who you were. As you say you were mature in ways she wasn't. That, to me, is an incompatibility. She may still have made you happy, but it also sounds to me like she was severely crippling you.
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Maybe it would have been different later on, but from what I've seen of people they don't usually change the fundamental parts of who they are, even when time passes. Maybe she would have been more capable of coping with your personality and needs, but I'm not 100% convinced

But, as I say, you're the one who was there, so you'd likely know better than me.
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wouldn't write yourself off just yet. I think knowing more about yourself and being more comfortable with your own needs and limitations is more likely to help you find someone that you can be happy with. And, I imagine, if you DO end up making 40k a month you'll certainly have more than enough options to keep you occupied in the meantime. 
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I agree that a relationship can't be the all in anyone's life. It just sounds like that one kind of did for you, for at least awhile, and when it ended it left you feeling unfocused because so much of your focus had been on her. Now you have a new focus in this new job and you have your footing again

Are they the same nightmare? Or something else? Don't have to tell me obviously. They say that something like 70% or more of our dreams are actually nightmarish in nature
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Yes I do but it's fun to poke fun :p plus I can totally see you borrowing your boss's dog for a day just to pick up girls <.<
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I'm not sure whether to be impressed, disturbed, or wonder if that's not just the type of women he attracts haha. And I'm surprised his wife is okay with it.
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I've never seen the value in sending pics and promises of sex slavery to some random guy. Sex slavery is like a 15th date promise at least. 
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Idk why but I feel like just saying be careful because if you get successful and start engaging with a lot of women, you're more likely to end up having someone say you assaulted them or something else in that vein. And I know, I know, you'd like to see them try and you'd put them in their place and all that jazz. But either way. I've said it, you can do with it what you like

I'll admit I'd find it hard to believe she'd never have seen that he had a dog before then, either. But seems a bit peculiar to take such a sudden interest in the dog <.< so most likely your instinct is correct. It seems like you have an "in" with the dog. Dogs make the best wingman, 100% haha
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I have no idea why you saying "twas the kitten comment that convinced me" amused me so much. 'Lol, There's far too many ways to twist that tight-lipped comment my brain can't decide on one 
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That's essentially what I meant haha, we're just applying different meanings to the blood part. Tbh I don't think you can keep work entirely separate. I imagine your boss doesn't do that with his wife. I mean, you can try, but half the point of having someone at home is so they can help you work through something if you need it. Like I said, my dad is in sales. He doesn't approach it the same way you do, but he's always been very good at it, and I do have some idea of what salespeople go through

I can't really see keeping everything that's so a part of who you are to yourself all the time, and more importantly I can't see why anyone would want to. If something has gone wrong, it's nice to have someone who can have your back and work through it. If something goes RIGHT, why wouldn't you want to be able to share that and celebrate with them as well. It's one thing to leave work at work, it's another to have to shut it out completely and shelter someone from that part of who you are. 
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I don't think finding someone who will have your back is going to be as impossible as you may feel it is. It's not EASY, because it isn't easy for anyone, but I think you're more than capable of attracting someone with that same sort of fire. Your ex may have been the best you had (so far), but I don't think something that compares to what you had with her is something that's out of reach.

I am genuinely very happy for you about this job, though, and just your general state of mind at the moment. You seem very happy and enthusiastic about it all and that's really, really wonderful. I'm hoping it continues to be everything you've thought it will be.
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I wasn't aware it was "pointless." <.< even so, I enjoy hearing your random escapades/thoughts/etc. And, like I said, I am genuinely very happy for you and that you have something good going on in your life. What are "mama-bears" for right?
(^then again, based on our conversations, *apparently* they're for a lot more innuendo than I ever realized) 

Also a 7 comment response on your part - now I'M the one that gets to be proud

I know what you mean, and were both pretty technical, but at the same time, I'm not sure we misunderstand each other thaaaat much. I think getting your point across, specifically is worth the elaboration, especially when were talking about something as sensitive as relationships. But yes, I think were mostly on the same page.
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In many ways, yes she hamstrung me, but tbh, consciously I was mostly unaware of it, and I really didn't care. My time with her was so blissfully joyful, all the sacrifices, half-measures, all the ways I contorted myself for that relationship to fit was worth it. And I say that with the benefit of retrospect.
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Even with the knowledge of JUST HOW engaging this new job and career path is for me, given the choice between her and it when I was with her, I wouldn't have been able to tear myself away. I was truly, deeply in love with her.

No, I dont think she would've been able to deal with me long term. But we would've worked. She would've changed me, and I would've let myself change for her. I would've worn the mask for the rest of my life to stay in that relationship- I really mean that.
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Lol, I never write myself off. One of my favorite authors describes in my favorite book, how true lifetime competitors understand that theres no ceiling in life. You can rise as far as you will yourself to go. They also understand that theres no floor. And while I've been tumbling for the last few months, I've been acutely aware that theres really no such thing as rock bottom. I fell a long, long way and I managed to half-salvage the situation by playing damage control, even in my broken, damaged state. I would've fallen even further if I hadn't been grasping for a handhold. And even then, I'm only now beginning to repair the devastation of the last few months. Theres a lot of work to do, and now it's time to perform....

..and theres no time left to work on repairs. I'll just have to build the plane as I fly.
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And yeah, that's the plan. 20-25k a month by August at latest. By then I'll have more girls on the go than should be possible. But they'll always just be sex objects to me. Even if they're worth more, I fundamentally wont be able to see it, because I wont be looking. I was looking when I found her. I dont know if I'll ever stop to look again- but I guess that would be my fault anyway.
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She was the focus of my life at the time, but only because there was nothing more engaging going on. And I wasn't complaining. Just knowing she existed and she was mine made me happy. I always knew I'd have a bigger fight to fight one day, but after a lot of years of being involved in one war or another, I was content to be content and with her. Clearly she wasn't.
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Not the same nightmare. Different dreams, all bad. The best nights are the ones where I dont dream
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And yes, I would not hesitate to...

...to use doggo, and my boss would gladly lend her to me for that purpose.
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Ex-wife. And his ex-wife is no longer in the picture. He's now dating and planning on marrying his secretary who is 6 months younger than me. Fyi, his ex-wife was a hustler chick, BOMBSHELL.
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Hehe, there is no value, that's the point. The prestige is being the Male who convinces the female, despite that fact. And no, I'm not even remotely close to my bosses level. But sex slavery is a 2nd date commitment at latest, otherwise even I'd dump the girl and try and figure out where I'd dropped my testicles. I had the last 2 girls trained by the end of our first date to say thank you daddy and count every time I spanked them. Good times. And this is the point where you, and other intelligent, sensible females go, no way, that's not me. But that's the point. Any decent, dominant Male can show a woman that she's safe, and theres no shame or harm in submission. That there doesnt have to be a lack of...

...respect, or any implied disrespect involved. That behind closed doors, a man can be a real man and take control, and a woman can be (what i genuinely believe comes naturally to woman) and give away control. And both can enjoy and receive real fulfillment from the situation.
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Yeah theres some psychos and gold-diggers out there. That's why my apartment will be rigged for surveillance- and to... relive the moment ;)
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No, the cutie had not met doggo before. She's new. I'm new. Doggo is new to both of us. Everyone wins.
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Haha I'm glad you enjoyed the comment. Now pick a way to take that comment and tell me all about it. It's no fair if you get to get off that easy.

To be continued. Just dont have time because this site was down for half the day. I'm sti not convinced it's back up yet.

Back to the blood off my hands:
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Yeah, I knew what you meant. I wanted to specify that I can, in my own rite hide the hardship of work. Fake it till you make it goes both ways. 15 mins after coming home to her I used to be able to relax, change the subject and move in. My boss doesnt have to make that distinction. Like I said, he's dating his assistant, and worked with his ex-wife when they were together. I seriously wish you could meet this dude. He's POWERFUL. He sucks people into his hemisphere of life. If I spend enough time around him, I'll become an unstoppable force.
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Time will tell if I find someone to have my back. I'll let you know. Who knows, maybe office cutie is as sweet as she looks. On the flip-side, maybe she's a psycho. Both sound fun.
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Thank you for saying that, really. I hope it works out to be everything I think it will be, too.
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And no, not POINTLESS, but without end purpose, if that makes sense. I really enjoy talking to you, and its relaxing...

...but aside from that it's not going to change my day to day. I have to do that. Dont get me wrong though, I appreciate you mama-bear, and the time you take to listen and respond to a mostly total stranger.
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Hahahaha and the fact that you're basically already a mom without any children isn't my fault. Doesnt mean I'm not going to hit on you. You should know better mama-bear. It's even more encouraging to know you're almost as dirty as I am.
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P.s. I firmly believe funsub will go down. If it does, would you be open to setting up a Kik chat? We can keep things anonymous, and I'll keep asking questions you dont have to answer, but I need someone to talk to. It's been you and this site, here, but I dont think this will last much longer.
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@Xvarnah how many comments was this one?

@shikharizard I don't have time to respond to all of this right now, but just in case what in hell is a kik chat? <.<

@Xvarnah trust me I get it.
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It's an online messenger that's completely anonymous. Pick a username and go type deal. It's become well known for its association with anyonymous sexual solicitation, but theoretically we could just chat. Dare I say in an easier format this this website and its 12 comment responses.

haha yes it is worthwhile, and I wasn't trying to say we're not on the same page. More just someone says "blue" and I say "indigo" while you say "royal" and then we go around a couple times before we establish we are indeed more or less talking about the same colour. 
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It sounds like you were quite taken with her. The fact that you say you were that happy with her WHILE forcing yourself into a box and wearing a mask just solidifies in my mind that you could definitely be just as happy if not more so with someone actually in tune with who you actually are, not who they want you to be. 
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That doesn't sound like working to me haha. That sounds honestly a bit depressing. But I suppose if you're happy that's what matters
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I think that's a philosophy that will probably work well for someone like you. You seem ambitious enough to want to go out and grab the world by the horns. When you say your broken damaged state, is that all related to the break up? 

For some reason I'd think of it less as repairing something broken. It makes me think more of a lizard that gets it's leg caught in a trap. It's painful, but dead weight. Eventually it will either die, or sever the limb holding it back, and in time it will grow something new in it's place.
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I don't know why I'm over here going "but beware the gold-diggers/victim claims!" Everytime you mention that. You're a grown ass man you should be more than aware of what's out there haha. Internet makes me paranoid it seems. 
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I think you could yet be surprised. I mean, maybe you won't be LOOKING, but I imagine that there's still a chance you may find. You never know. Sometimes people enter our lives and we can't help but pay attention to them. Either way, only time will tell 

It honestly sounds to me like you were still fighting. Idk. Maybe it's not my place to say but her demanding you be something you're not and lie makes me feel like she wasn't so different from your parents in that regard at least. I could be way off base with that, though. I think Everyone wants someone that makes them feel like they don't have to fight as hard around them. Or makes them feel like the fight is worth engaging in
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Did you want to talk about any of your other nightmares?
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Yes, I'm learning all about your various uses for dogs lately <.< I seriously don't know who came up with the "quickest way to get a girl's attention is an expensive car." No. Quickest way to get a girl's attention is a puppy, and if this isn't true for the women you know, you're hanging around the wrong women 

Ahh, see I said "wife" I meant "girlfriend." Didn't realize they weren't married or he had an ex-wife. Also I had the worst (or best depending on how you look at it) dyslexic moment. Somehow misread "hustler chick" as "thruster cock." Had to do a double take because I had no idea what in hell was meant calling a woman a Thruster Cock. It didn't SOUND like a good thing, but then you followed it up with "bombshell" so I wasn't sure where that left us
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Haha we're having a "blue vs blue" moment again. That, to me, is kink, not slavery. And let's not go tossing the word "sensible" around so willy-nilly. *Sensible* females probably could be coaxed into that on the first date Haha. Luckily I don't count myself among the sensible, alas the poor decent males. 

I think that can be less a male/female thing, and more a "personality" thing, although dominant males and submissive females are probably the most common. And I agree, I don't think submission has anything to do with degradation at all. And there's no reason it should have to. I mean, if that's a person's thing, that's different, but if you can't have sex without forcing someone to be debased on a personal level, that sounds like a deep-seated issue on your part. Although, I am a bit surprised you've never been "coaxed into feeling safe" by a female, mind you. You don't sound the type to be closed off from experiences, but maybe that's just very much not your thing.
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I'm not sure if you're joking about the surveillance thing or not <.< pretty sure that's illegal, though <.<
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I imagine you won't believe me if I tell you I've genuinely lost track of which comment we're talking about-- remind me and I'll attempt to comment on it haha

Haha tbh I imagine your boss and I wouldn't be good company together since I'm more or less the exact opposite in many ways. But he sounds like he's what you need to get to a place you're happy
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It sounds like he has your back to a degree, at any rate. Admittedly, not in the way we were talking about, but it's still something. You're not an entirely "lone wolf"
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I'm glad it helps you relax. Even if that's all it does. I have to apologize for my response time this time round-- afraid had some real life and health shit crop up so i've mostly only had a chance to respond to much smaller comments so far these last couple days, and even these ones I'm not sure are up to snuff on my end
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"A mom without any children" I can't decide if that's heart-warnming  or depressing ffs lmao. 
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As long as it's in jest <.< haha I can't decide whether you enjoy perversion itself more, or the fact that it's a girl or a "mama-bear" that's the one being perverted 

Of course you recommend a Messenger for "anonymous sexual solicitation" <.< Also I've looked into kik but I have no idea how in fuck it works <.< it wants me to add my contacts, I want it to fuck off >.>
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That was 8 responses-- 9 if you're counting the very last one. I'm almost tempted to drag guest_ over here just to show him how the mighty have been dragged down into the epic length-responses with the rest of us >.>

Hahaha of course. Like I said, theoretically we could just chat. Theres a reason it became popular for sexual solicitation- it's extremely private.
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Dont ever being guest near me, or I will lose my shit. Keep him and his mediocre ass far far away. I have no intention of ending up like him. Weak and a failure.
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Edit: and I will respond to your essays with some of my own shortly

@Xvarnah since you mentioned you were into cosplay. Just take the one space out if the link between 9g and ag
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https://m.9g ag.com/gag/aNYq2yr#comment

@Xvarnah This is your Easter egg. In reference to my vagitarianism.
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One of my absolute wildest fantasies is to continue my meal through the night and all the way through to dawn, while situated in like a palatially huge bed, while on the 80th floor of a beach front resort, watching the sunrise appear over the horizon, while continuing to make her shudder. Like, there's an image that's been in my head since I was like 15. It hasn't changed at all.
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Her facing into the room, me the window. Watching he sunrise appear over her head, on an enormous bed, raised high to be level with the window, in a high room. You can see the morning waves touching white sand, and you can see her legs shaking. Damn good image if I do say so myself.
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Never shared this one with anyone, in almost 11 years. You're welcome.

@shikharizard got halfway down the page and discovered someone posting pics of her that drastically contradicted the image she was selling. She did fill out the suit nicely, though haha. In terms of cosplay itself, that mostly just looks like a spandex suit, which isn't TERRIBLE, and it looks accurate, but it's also kind of bland haha. Why do I get the feeling once you're done with the yoga studios you'll now be heading off to comic conventions?
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Could jalso ust do it up AGAINST the window . You'd have to be careful not to give yourself lockjaw also <.< that was an oddly poetic image in it's own way, though-- which I admit I wasn't expecting when you started with "speaking of vagitarianism." This sounds like a fantasy you could actually potentially make happen, though. May have to have an extra girl on standby to tag team once in awhile, though
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Haha never fear-- I feel appropriately honoured to bear witness to this historic event

I have no idea what other pics you saw, but I’m sure they were great if her butt was in them.
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And no, we couldn’t. It would be too cold with her back against the window, and I wouldn’t be able to see out of it, over her. No she needs to be lying flat, legs spread wide, ruining the bedsheets and soaking my face ;)
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On my ex’s bday, I went to town for almost 40 mins. I had literally been drinking water all morning so when we met up around 11 to spend the day together, I was adequately hydrated. I had to change my sheets after that, and when I was finally done she had to wipe my face down before she could kiss me. Pretty sure I hold the high score.
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Wtf do you mean “could potentially” - it will DEFINITELY happen. You could bear witness, you should participate.
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And no, in this fantasy there’s only 1 girl. That’s part of it. Her and me, and the night silence, and later the peaceful sunrise only broken by the sounds of her screaming - in a good way. It is poetic isnt it?

@Xvarnah mama-bear is in a bad mood tonight.
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Do you want to talk about it?

@shikharizard I'm not in a bad mood I promise haha. I was probably a bit more serious than you're used to in that other thread, but I was more tired and frustrated at my own inability to articulate what I was trying to say. Maybe that bled through and came off as me lashing out at you, but didn't mean to.
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There's not really anything to talk about-- I'm just having a health issue or two and not getting anywhere near enough sleep. Hence haven't responded to any of the longer threads so far today (or on much at all), and haven't looked into kik further yet. Getting to it, but just wasn't the day.
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Not all of us can have thrilling backstories to our drama you know <.<
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Thanks for your concern though :)
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Also now that I've responded here there's a decent chance I'll forget to respond to the earlier parts of this comment chain so this is my attempt to remind myself not to do that

I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing too serious. I too am getting not nearly enough sleep, but for different reasons so its ok.
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Get to it when you can. Dont get all sappy on me, but you're only part of this site I'd really miss if I suddenly went down.
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Hahahaha, you should make some backstories. I really dont think I've lived very much, and not enough, but if I died today, at least I did some crazy shit worth remembering.
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You're most welcome. You've done a lot for me recently.
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Hope you feel better cranky-bear

Ehh. It's just what it is haha. I'm not dying or anything so no worries there :P
Those damn office girls again, huh? You gotta PACE yourself. Schedule some time for sleep in between them
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I have downloaded it actually, I just haven't had the time/energy to get in a fight with it yet. Was planning on doing it today but just got knocked on my ass and it's never a good idea to get into a fight with an App if there's a chance the App might win. Don't you worry-- it'll take more than that to get rid of me just yet
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Now I'm sitting here wondering if that last sentence of mine actually made grammatical sense. Ah well, that's your problem now, not mine
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I've not done anything at all. Like I said, even if we don't see eye to eye on EVERYTHING, I enjoy talking with you, and it's genuinely really heart warming to see things turning around and heading the way you want them to right now

https://m.9g ag.com/gag/awAGKpQ#comment
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Same drill as last time. ‘Nuff said.

... we're you wanting me to look at the chimpanzee? Or chimpussy I guess it would be

Haha well just because YOU could Last all night doesn't mean SHE could. Hence why the tag-team option seemed worthwhile for you. And, I mean, the window doesn't HAVE to be cold, but this is your fantasy <.< details are dealer's choice
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I feel like Grey Worm might be able to give you a run for your money, though. (yes this is a GoT reference)

The window has to be cold. And she could last all night. I'll keep her on the edge for hours. At one point I was technically fluent in 6 languages. I've forgotten 2.5 but my point is- I have a talented tongue.
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You know exactly what you were meant to enjoy (or be disgusted by) in that link hahaha.
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I'm aware of who grey worm is. I've been cultured enough to actually read the books. Though I dont get what the reference means. Unless he finally scored his dream girl and railed her all night and you just spoiled it for me >_>

Why does it have to be cold? <.< really? What languages?
I imagine you'd have to be if you hope to keep her interested all night haha
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Well I wasn't sure if it was the chimp or the girl above it tbh haha
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You've not seen any of the show, then? I'm not actually sure how far the books have gotten, with Grey Worm and in general. I actually did read the first book haha, but it got really depressing by the end and I never started the second one

Because windows are cold in the morning! And this is a realistic fantasy that is really going to come true.
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English ofc. French, Spanish, Chinese, and 2 languages from where I come from.
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I've seen everything except the current season.

Haha I see. Must stay as close to reality as possible, then. Though I'm pretty sure heated windows are a thing, but maybe not in wherever your fantasy takes place
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So we know you're not from France, Spain, England or China <.< jokes aside though that's pretty cool. Which was the hardest to learn for you?
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Well then it's not a spoiler him and Missandei Get together. Only he doesn't have the required parts to actually do anything for/to himself, so it seems he just devotes a LOT of attention to Missandei. So he might be able to give you a run for your money