C'mon dude

I THOUGHT THIS WAS MARY TELLING THE BABY TO GET IN HER VAGINA.
OH.

You are not alone.

I recall it hating going in first, but then never wanting to leave after. It was the same cycle, everyday.

My son has always run straight for the bath if I leave the bathroom door open. It's actually a big worry of mine that he'll someday sneak in and slip trying to climb over and break something.