My Dad likes to call out points he could collect if he ran over people or cars. He is a truck driver and he even keeps a record of the points. He is up to 9.300 last I heard. lol
Once when i was an innocent 10 year old, my family and i were on holidays on brazil. It was night and i really wanted a thing that i had seen earlier on the village nearby so my parents had to drive me back there so i shut up about it and on the way back we found ourselves surrounded by teenagers because the road that went out of the village was the same one in which all the nightclubs were. I was impatient because well... i was a ten year old. So i looked at my father, who was driving, and said: "if they decided that they want to get together on the middle of the fucking road you can run over them, it's your right"and that was kind of the moment in which my family knew for sure i was kind of a psychopath. When i think about it, i would still run all of them over.
my Mom had me so petrified to step out into the road as a child that to this day I still freak out a little when I cross a road...it's called good parenting!
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