Shower... just do it in the shower. Big mess, but easy clean-up. I wouldn't know at all (being a virgin waiting for my bride first), but one can imagine.
Wow. Go ahead and downvote away, kids...
Anywho, period sex doesn't hurt. It actually relieves many period symptoms, not to mention many women have a significant boost in their libido around that time. Also, if you think it's "gross", you're probably not ready for sex, in the first place.
Lastly, get a damn joke, Downthumb Brigade. Christ, you people are one of the biggest reasons this site blows nowadays.
So it HELPS you lovely ladies to have sexytime during menstruation? :O I'll have to remember that. Sexytime and kissing is cheaper than Midol anyway! :D
Yeah, the blood doesn't actually get "everywhere", but the reality of it doesn't make for a funny joke, you see.
The worst that usually happens is you get a little red skidmark on the towel, a bloody penis, and little "red wings" to either side of it.
Oh, and there's a little red river (we call it the red sea, even though it makes little sense) when the lady showers off.
Oh i didn't know the "wonders" of having sex while the girl is on her period. But i rather not. For me its disgusting because first of all: there's blood and i wouldn't want anything down there while I'm fucking bleeding and if you like that sort of thing ok that's cool. I was just giving my opinion. If you don't like it, well sadly, i don't give a shit. All i said was that it was fucking disgusting; from a girl's perspective.
And for the record, i didn't downvote your comment...
Ok you wanna know the real reason why i think its disgusting..?
For those who want to keep their lunch in their stomachs DO NOT READ.
You have been warned.
One night, i was chilling in my room you know zoning out thinking about life when i decide to use the restroom. I go, do my business and i notice there's a pad in the trashcan but didn't think much. I only live with my mom and her boyfriend (I just graduated this year) but i didn't have my period yet. So yeah my mom's the only other girl and i head back to my room when i hear some moving around in the next room. Didn't think anything, until i started hearing my mom moaning away. I wouldn't of mind as much if it wasn't my mother yelling from the top of her lungs. So yeah, thats my story on why i think period sex is disgusting
Haha yeah i dont really give a fuck about this whole conversation i was just bored and pretty blowed when i said the first comment... i usually just say/write the first thing that comes to my mind.. but that story was true i can never look at my mom the same way ever again
Sex... completely normal and natural (in a scriptural marriage). Menstruation... also completely normal and natural. Combine the two... perhaps not for everyone, but for those who love their lady's lady-parts every day of the month, you'll probably have a happier wife. ;D She probably won't feel self-conscious about what her body does, if her loving husband is, in a way, a part of it.
Aight here's my beef. I'm an adult and think period sex is absolutely revolting. I've had one experience with this chick I was fucking in high school. We were in her room and she had the lights off which was abnormal and she kept talkin bout how she was "so wet" she was which I thought was weird too but I thought fuck it I'm horny. She was on bc so I went in raw. After the deed was done I felt like all this fucking wetness on me so I went to the bathroom and there's fucking blood all over my crotch and thighs like a fucking lot and there's like chunks of shit like these bloody chunks of person juice I don't even know what to call it and it stinks too and I'm fucking gagging and jumping into the shower choking back vomit. Fucking disgusting. There was no "little bit of blood" about it. It looked like I had been shot. She had to do a lot of making up after that. Never again.
Therza, she should have told you.
But that's what we get every month for a week. For like... 40/50 years. And it hurts. Gosh. Periods... I don't need them anyway, I don't want kids :c
Sorry to hear that, therza, lol. Those "little bits" were pieces of 'endometrial tissue', in other words, parts of the inner lining of the uterus. Ever carve a pumpkin? Scraping the seeds and bits off the insides? No wonder women hate it so much. :( Best thing a good husband can do is have "red sex" in the shower to release endorphins in his wife's brain (relieves pain). And go buy her chocolates, too. Girls love chocolates. :P
First off...that was HILARIOUS!
Second, that sounds like a problem more to do with that particular girl.
Thirdly, and lastly, at least you had sex while in high school. I didn't have so much as a single gf throughout my high school years!
Anywho, period sex doesn't hurt. It actually relieves many period symptoms, not to mention many women have a significant boost in their libido around that time. Also, if you think it's "gross", you're probably not ready for sex, in the first place.
Lastly, get a damn joke, Downthumb Brigade. Christ, you people are one of the biggest reasons this site blows nowadays.
Not like the ones who end up with the likes of the squeamish infants around here.
The worst that usually happens is you get a little red skidmark on the towel, a bloody penis, and little "red wings" to either side of it.
Oh, and there's a little red river (we call it the red sea, even though it makes little sense) when the lady showers off.
And for the record, i didn't downvote your comment...
For those who want to keep their lunch in their stomachs DO NOT READ.
You have been warned.
One night, i was chilling in my room you know zoning out thinking about life when i decide to use the restroom. I go, do my business and i notice there's a pad in the trashcan but didn't think much. I only live with my mom and her boyfriend (I just graduated this year) but i didn't have my period yet. So yeah my mom's the only other girl and i head back to my room when i hear some moving around in the next room. Didn't think anything, until i started hearing my mom moaning away. I wouldn't of mind as much if it wasn't my mother yelling from the top of her lungs. So yeah, thats my story on why i think period sex is disgusting
I mean, tons and tons of people are fine with swallowing cum, but God forbid you see a little blood...
But that's what we get every month for a week. For like... 40/50 years. And it hurts. Gosh. Periods... I don't need them anyway, I don't want kids :c
Second, that sounds like a problem more to do with that particular girl.
Thirdly, and lastly, at least you had sex while in high school. I didn't have so much as a single gf throughout my high school years!