School advice

I honestly don't understand when sagging pants and visible neon bras became "cool".

People doing crap like that makes me want to walk around with a ten pound sledgehammer all day!

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
You look like a fool
With your pants on the ground

So if I took my pants off and buried them at the center of the earth, I'd become the swaggiest person in the world.

And when your pants make you trip down the stairs, you've earned your place.

Ah... so Swag is a different name or acronym of piss & shit. Since when you're sagging, it means your diper is full.