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taeminnieah
· 10 years ago
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Maybe it would be a nice argument if it was mammal. Reptiles have no umbilical cord.
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adrianpeterson
· 10 years ago
Because that was the main point
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taeminnieah
· 10 years ago
Well he could've use some other remark.
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acela
· 10 years ago
Then it wouldn't be as funny
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atomiczombie757
· 10 years ago
it's called being a mammal
guest
· 10 years ago
Our umbilical cords feed us, they lead to the developement of unparalleled intelligence. To say we are less evolved is moronic. Humans have chained nature and bent it to our will. We develved deep into science and unleashed the power of the atom. We've developed invisible waves that feed us unending streams of knowledge. Mankind is the pinnacle of our world. We visited the moon, studied the stars, harvested the suns energy. We are unyielding, intelligent, and omnipotent. Mankind is everything. These servile, sicklical creatures fear us and rightfully so. One day we will even destroy ourselves no other species has that capability. We are alone in our power and of our knowledge of the certainty of death. The crys from our birth our the first steps in our journey to our inevitable demise.
guest
· 10 years ago
Gee golly damn.
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silvermyth
· 8 years ago
Narcissist much?
guest
· 10 years ago
Reptilian pussy
snowfirethewarrior
· 8 years ago
Same
silvermyth
· 8 years ago
Clicked the random button, eh?
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snowfirethewarrior
· 8 years ago
Are you the same?
silvermyth
· 8 years ago
Yes. This post is a year old, but still funny.