Don't sit too close!

Now THAT was unexpected.

Actually, this happened to me when I was a baby. My parents didn't look out for me for a sec, and bam! A TV fell on me. Served me right cause I tried to climb it. No injuries, though. Maybe some minor brain damage resulting in me being super anxious and awkward around people, but I think that's just my personality trait rather than an injury.

Serves that lil' f*cker right

Goddammit timmy, why can't you just fucking listen?!

Plot twist