The Sun is 92,960,000 miles away but still finds me in the middle of my dream!

1. There are thousands of stars, light years further away from the sun, that still manage to 'snipe' the earth.
2. Because the stars release light in all directions, it wouldn't need much skill to snipe that far.
*puts on flameproof jacket*

Calm down son, it was only a joke

I'm sorry, but when I saw this kind of post on another website and said the same thing, I received so much hate it was unbelievable.