Lost virginity, immediately pull out ipod, give her one earbud, we listen to the Lonely Island's "I Just Had Sex."
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2nd time I do it with 1st gf, I'm on top, finish, lean down to put my mouth next to her ear, and whisper sensually, "can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?"
I'm Canadian and while my girlfriend (who was American) and I where doing the deed she came and I leaned In an in my best Canadian accent I said sorry aboot that eh? We had to take a break cause she was crying from laughing so hard.
A good 8 years ago i Brought my then gf to my very religious family christmas party, drove car to a remote spot on the property and went at it. She ends up leaning back on the horn causing a group of 15 or so relatives to check out the noise. Luckily she had jumped off in time and we played it off that we were just goofing off.
I would just like to point something out that I noticed while reading through these: The people who took themselves super seriously became never some them again/well that was weird people. The people who laughed, joined in on silliness, and didn't take themselves seriously are the ones who are still CURRENT SOs or are exes who are missed. Interesting.
The first time i went to a motel, about to leave, and there's this thing on the wall like a small bank door, where they put your bill from the other side and spin it, (you don't see anyone) you take it and leave the money, and i took several minutes to realise the bill was there and they were waiting for me to pay, so when i saw it i put the money and apologised for taking so long to pay, but i said it like this: "sorry i took too long". I don't think they understood what i really meant.
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2nd time I do it with 1st gf, I'm on top, finish, lean down to put my mouth next to her ear, and whisper sensually, "can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?"