Fun fact: Golden retrievers really do retrieve gold. They just don't give it to you. And can you blame 'em? I mean, you're not the most responsible person on the planet.
Even if you are the most responsible person on the planet, that's still like being the biggest minnow in the ocean. Seriously, these dogs have to fight through a lot of dungeons to amass their fortune. They're not gonna just hand it off to some dumb primate.
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