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Maybe a new breed of cat? 10 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Bullshit. That's clearly a fucking dog.
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The anxiety is real 4 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
A wild non-Pokemon fan appears.
Sorry to bother you, but why would you need to hold your breath?
Africa is huge 33 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Looks a bit like a horse's head to me.
Admit it 9 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
You don't have to be an idiot to do these things. I have done these things before, and I am one of the smartest kids in my grade level. (Within the school that I go to, of course.)
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Sharing is caring you know 11 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
I thought you pronounced Hermione's name like "Hermenee" until I watched the movie.
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Teenagers floating away on a tiny iceberg on Lake Michigan 12 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Floating away from your bullshit.
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Admit it 9 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
What do you mean "younger?" I still draw the sun on the corner of the page. (No. 2) is that not normal?
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A terrible secret 10 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
It kind of looks like the person who posted this previously cut it out. (There is a yellow line at the bottom.)
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Nana nana nana nana d*ck MAAAAN 4 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
It isn't?
You're welcome 9 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Why haven't I thought of this before?
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Book vs Movie 7 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
I think they're fine. I only cried for 20 hours.
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Book vs Movie 7 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Isn't this the Deathly Hallows? I just finished it two weeks ago.
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f*cking liar 6 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
I'm curious to see how Crowley is like.
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Mpgis Day One 7 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS SHOW
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Sexist 12 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Science...
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In a Kinder surprise egg it's a Kinder surprise egg selling Kinder eggs 10 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
What do Kinder eggs taste like? I've never had one.
TitleTitleTitleTitleTitleTitleTitleTitleTitle 7 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
If that's true, the I would be dead already.
Hooked 6 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Just give me books, and I'll love you forever.
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my fear for the future 5 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
Back in my day, we listened to Band Geeks.
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Gosh mom 5 comments
patrick · 7 years ago
This isn't a phase, mom.
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I need answers! 5 comments
patrick · 8 years ago
And then... and then...
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Now you've done it... 21 comments
patrick · 8 years ago
It's not suck in my head. Bow down to me.
So that's why? 3 comments
patrick · 8 years ago
To me, it looks a person is stuck in the mattress, tryin to escape,
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