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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Something is coming out 14 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
No, it's fake. They dropped the girl.
Hey... Whatcha thinking about? 16 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Homicide.
Rubik's Cube fruit salad 19 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Forget about solving, I'd just eat it right away.
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How I would like my winter 8 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I would love in that room.
*sigh* 12 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Shut the fuck and stop fucking cursing! Damn, you guys don't know when to stop fucking cursing! Holy shit!
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Mmm... pizza! 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
~ drools ~
Can't compete 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I thought it said " Flanders feeds me people. "
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Pug in an Ugg on the rug looking snug 12 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
That's the spirit!
Captcha Comic 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Spongebob?
Glass Igloo Hotel in Finland designed for watching the Northern Lights 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
About to go to Finland, anyone care to join?
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I love animals ❤️ 4 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
It isn't anti-social 4 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
There's another definition.
not sociable; not wanting the company of others.
synonyms: unsociable, unfriendly, uncommunicative, reclusive, withdrawn, avoidant; informalstandoffish
"I'm feeling a bit antisocial"
This is classic 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I love the loopy loop. OoO
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Coolest pumpkin idea ever 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I didn't think of that...
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The sweetest message 11 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
It was probably poisoned anyways.
Holy shit! 21 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Well, the snake looked all lonely and sad. I couldn't resist. Snakes are just misunderstood.
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Curb your enthusiasm 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Well, excuuuuse me.
Holy shit! 21 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Guys.... What if the snake hops on the train?
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Things that feel good 13 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Waking up before the alarm happens to me every. single. day.
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All I need now is a croc fanny-pack 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
~ hisses ~
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His name is voy 11 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I have one too. His name is Spongebob.
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Pug in an Ugg on the rug looking snug 12 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I rapped the title.
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Don't we all 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Haha, totally!.... ~ starts having a nervous breakdance ~
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It's something. Not something pretty but something 2 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I look good. ;)
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