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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Dutch graffito 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
~ Mexican music ~
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Brenda 17 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
At least we know who is fucked now.
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Floating island 2 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
What sorcery is this?!
Aaron Paul doesn't understand fashion. 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I don't blame him.
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Coolest pumpkin idea ever 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
What did they put in the second pumpkin? His soul?
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The baby is a lie 22 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Someone doesn't like babies.
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Holy shit! 21 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Nope. Nope. Nope. About to jump on the nope train to Nopeville. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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When I was in 67th grade and my teacher bends over revealing a leopard thong 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Not for me, they just get longer. I am 896 years old.
I will probably work at my dream job which is at Hooters
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Someone drew Walter White, on a coffee cup! 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Shop, I mean shop.
Someone drew Walter White, on a coffee cup! 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
They should make a coffee store and make those for people. It would take fine but it would be worth it.
Because sometimes you need a bear 11 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
- Mexican music -
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When I get 100% on a test I was dramatically under prepared 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
That's how I felt when I got straight As when I thought I would get bad grades.
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Photorealistic drawing skills 7 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I don't need confidence anyways.
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Toys r Us telling the truth 4 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Probably like your life.
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Wolvercream to the rescue! 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I want siblings. - cries -
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College life. 9 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
This actually made me realize I forgot to do my homework. Thank you, fellow person.
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Progress I made in two years! 18 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Way better than I could ever do. Good job!
When the teacher lies to your mom and your mom knows it 2 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
What is this from? :)
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First (creepy) post! 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Why I everyone hating on taggedhash?
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An incredible view 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I have never crawled through a tent door.
Kids birthday party idea, kids decorate their cars then 7 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I am doing that for my birthday. Young or not.
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She knows how she likes it 1 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
;)
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When I was in 67th grade and my teacher bends over revealing a leopard thong 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Ha. I am in 688th grade.
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When I know my crush won't feel the same about me 50 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Crushes that are older than you....
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When I know my crush won't feel the same about me 50 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Celebrity crushes...
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