The best weapon I got is a knife. Can I join you when the apocalypse starts?

I'm very idiotic. My mom has never boiled it separately so I learned by that way.

My moms the same. When I was in 5th grade, my mom yelled at my teacher because she was taking me to the office to call my parents because I couldn't find my mom. My teacher apologized to me the next day because they argued in front of me. I ended up crying in the car and got upset about if and my parents sent me to my room and i got in trouble. :/

Stay strong. If your sword breaks, almost anything can be used as a weapon. The closest I have the swords are knives. Sigh.

I got all excited for a second. Am I the only one who's excited if the zombie apocalypse starts?

Yay! Now, I just have to convince Spongebob...

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's never going to happen!

Yassss. I am going to invite Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and GARY.

Welp, there goes my college food plans. Oops.

I can even get Spongebob to cook you krabby patties. :-)

I know I am not apart of this but... You could always bring pizza.

Hahahahahaiwouldntbeeitherhahahahahahaha

So I called the Supreme Quart today. ( wow, that's terrible but I will roll with it. )

I always microwave them though... Have I been doing it wrong my whole life? :(

Can we please bring Spongebob? And squidward too?