Patrick Star

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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IT'S MY MOST USED ONE 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Is it the eggplant?
IT'S MY MOST USED ONE 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I always use the stunning suns and moon. I would use a starfish one if they had one too.
As a South African I can say I have never seen this! 27 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Ha anyone seen the Jolly Rancher drinks? I have has blue raspberry and its delicious. ^_^
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Beautiful poem 13 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Sometimes.
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Beautiful poem 13 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I sometimes sleep during the week.
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Beautiful poem 13 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
How cute. •.•
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Trilby vs. Fedora 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Fedoras look snazzy yay.
These guys just stole my heart 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I want the Good King Snugglewumps.
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A female girl? 4 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I want my first daughter to be a boy.
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GUY GUYS!!! Steve 14 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Anyone get my stupid reference?
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GUY GUYS!!! Steve 14 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Are you a pimp?
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But we don't bleed, so we got that going for us. 45 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I love cookies!
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I love these mannequins 11 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Where do they use those mannequins?
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Incase you didn't see the blood moon the other night 8 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I never noticed that until you said that. 0-0
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THE STRUGGLE IS REAL 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
My hair grows quickly so it gets difficult because I can't keep cutting it. I want shorter but my moms like, " NUUUU. "
Well, do I? 4 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
No, THAT IS PATRICK.
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Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa 11 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I really wanted Snow White to win but Elsa thoooooo.
Taylor swift plays along 26 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
You called?
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Damn 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
It didn't work for me. :,(
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Damn 3 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Beyonce
Leave everything behind 56 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I want a cat. :-( I went to a shelter and fell in love with this cat and I wanted it so bad and I was depressed because I became so attached to it. I am moving in about a year so I have to wait.
My four-month-old son has already become a much better flirt than I ever was! 2 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Congrats on your some - what new son!
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Alright estonia, here I come 16 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Can someone please bring me? I am a starfish and I can't exactly go somewhere....
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Disney movies discussions 41 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I agree. I hate Frozen. It's probably because everyone talked about WAY too much. I heard Let It Go all the time and everyone obsessed over Elsa saying how she was the queen and every other classic disney princess was just a princess. I know tons of things that are cuter than Olaf. Of course, that's my opinion. Please don't down vote my opinion or want to murder me because I disagree with you. I know sometimes, I want to sacrifice someone to Lucifer for their rude opinion. Hell, Lucifer wouldn't even want it. Send them to Purgatory. If my opinion offended someone in any way, tell me and I will delete it and I'm sorry about that.
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Eyes aren't real 17 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Australia sounds - in a Ron Weasley accent - wicked! It sounds like a video game.