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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Leave everything behind 56 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
That's good. My human side of me wants a cat because she has only had one cat in her whole life.
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Disney movies discussions 41 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I agree. I think since everyone was freaking out about it, I thought it was going to be amazing. For me, it was not how everyone was treating it.
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patrick · 9 years ago
Awh. I am sorry. :(
When a college classmate starts texting me about things other than school 14 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
May I join? I haven't talked to Spongebob and Squidward haven't talked to me in a while.
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Today's Bullying 20 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
At my school, we are forced to use internet explorer. They actually like it. Ugghhhggghhsghshs.
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patrick · 9 years ago
I want kitties. I am a starfish, so unless I put A bowl over my head, I can't have one. Also,they might eat me. :_(
The moth orchid looks like a bird flying toward you 12 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
This looks like an Angel getting ready to take you to heaven. Imagine, you're lying there, almost dead, and a bigger version appears.
You gotta be more careful with that 7 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
AS THE MARSHMALLOW CAUGHT ON FIRE, SOMEBODY SCREAMED OUT SIDE.
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patrick · 9 years ago
Bring all pets. In case we are sad, kitty shall make us happy.
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MsPaint level 9000 9 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Oh, it's a video.
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MsPaint level 9000 9 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Wat. I have been staring at this for 5 minutes and it hasn't been moving.
Somebody please call the fashion police 32 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
- impala Suddenly Appears -
Pumpkin spice lattes vs. Bacon 28 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Me neither.
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Monkey orchids 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
wut
Pumpkin spice lattes vs. Bacon 28 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I don't like any of those either.
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Leave everything behind 56 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I am a starfish so can you guys add a tank for me?
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patrick · 9 years ago
I will also bring puppies and kitties so we can do da snuggles and books.
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Leave everything behind 56 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Can I join? I will bring lights so we can see and electronics!
That's pretty cool 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Sorry, forgot to log in. ^^
The most disappointing picture taken at a wedding 10 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
It would be really sad if the wife died before the wedding. And he would be the groom....
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Red Panda tearing apart its prey 9 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
THEY COULD TEAR AWAY MY LIMBS AND I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE.
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Poor little north 6 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
Well, you usually don't get feminine or masculine looks as a baby.
Don't f*ck with him 12 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I don't know, but I liked everyones comments.
My mom, now that I've left for college. 5 comments
patrick · 9 years ago
I cried.