If you drink and drive,at least know how to avoid being arrested
9 years ago by eruh · 2329 Likes · 9 comments · Popular
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pixiedust
· 9 years ago
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Or, you can simply not drink and drive.
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
Or stab the officer and hide the body.
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penisparty
· 9 years ago
Why not both?
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
But that would be murder! I only murder the people I don't like.
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patrick
· 9 years ago
Or you can murder your favorite celebrity so you can be with them forever.
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daniel696
· 9 years ago
Or when the doc takes your blood and notices its alcohol level is way off the charts.
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havesomespaghetti
· 9 years ago
Well, that was a pretty smart idea to have while being drunk.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Yeah there is nothing honorable, respectable, or decent about driving drunk. I don't care what happened or didn't happen. This person is a Grade A asshat and should be shunned.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
It was pretty genius though \('-')/
