If you drink and drive,at least know how to avoid being arrested

Or, you can simply not drink and drive.

Or when the doc takes your blood and notices its alcohol level is way off the charts.

Well, that was a pretty smart idea to have while being drunk.

Yeah there is nothing honorable, respectable, or decent about driving drunk. I don't care what happened or didn't happen. This person is a Grade A asshat and should be shunned.