Apparently he has the nose of a bloodhound

"V-giny"

But to reply to the guest: That's why you change it every three-four hours

If it was so terribly bad they wouldn't make them.

Well, you can get Toxic Shock Syndrome if you don't change it regularly enough. That can be very dangerous, but it's up to you to avoid.

First theory-she was very dirty. Second theory-What are you?

Human. I think.

Yeah, little chinese kids packed in a room with rotting beef lining the walls and a 5 day or more supply of blood running across the floor while they blow in the smell of smelting copper while they gradually turn up the heat till everyone and everything is sweating.

What in the ever living fuck?

I'm pretty sure the Chinese kids are the tampon and the rotting beef lining the walls is the blood lining the uterus and and the 5 day supply of blood is the period blood stuff and after that I'm unsure.