The proper way to complain

Anything for this guy

I want this guy as a neighbor.

My hero

All I can think is, Free headphones!!!

I can just imagine the guy getting this and going, "Shoot, I ain't even mad, that was friggin' beautiful."

That man deserves a cookie.

You just know he rubbed those all over his asscrack.

"Music Listeners"

I'm a mega huge Shakespeare fan – I wish to meet this guy because, just amazing