Our war against lego has a new hero

I thought you dropped an old Nokia on it! :D -FinnishGuy

How do you not have a Lego embedded in your foot after that?

After many many millenniums of my families evolution i have now been able, after several years of training, i am now able to stand on a lego without crying

There's only one possible explanation to this picture of a broken Lego… photoshop absolutely.

i think you just made it even more dangerous

are you ... chuck norris?

I feel like they made Legos like that on purpose

What the hell kind of boots were you wearing??

*mega block

Stomp, mega evolution version

Two words: Chuck Norris

That means you weigh over 950 pounds. Congrats!