It appears the engine compartment has been flooded. Here, use this siphon and remove the water. Don't start your car for 24 hours, and you should be fine.
*runs away with wallet*
Alternatively...
You could back up your zip into your pram, the stuff the souffle into the pan and finally, reverse the flux and sizzle the snapper to flix it. Wait fifteen minutes for cooling, cut your fan belt (it helps to loosen the engine, like loosening your belt lets your belly out), then start it with the key.
*runs away with wallet*
You could back up your zip into your pram, the stuff the souffle into the pan and finally, reverse the flux and sizzle the snapper to flix it. Wait fifteen minutes for cooling, cut your fan belt (it helps to loosen the engine, like loosening your belt lets your belly out), then start it with the key.