This is too perfect

Priorities straight at its finest.

"Imma get charged for murder but hey, I have chicken, bitches!"

The full story detailing this dumbass's sheer idiocy:http://nypost.com/2008/08/08/feeding-a-killer-appetite/

I go on this site all the time! I think you may be my soulmate

KFC and Popeyes what crimes can I confess to... I am the zodiac killer go get me some chicken