"You live in my house and it's posted to my address so even though your name is on it, it belongs to me so I have every right to read it. I deserve to know what's going on in your life" - my overly attached mom
"It's a letter from the university reminding me that I still owe them 2 grand. That's what's going on in my life" - me
"It's a letter from the university reminding me that I still owe them 2 grand. That's what's going on in my life" - me