I hope she's joking

You are actually causing me to gag

And I haven't even put half of it in yet. ;)

That's why small objects are choking hazards

You should trade up, then. Not saying I am available. Your standards are clearly too low.

Hexy, you're pathetic

What's more pathetic,me posting a clear and obvious joke, or you taking a HUMOR SITE too seriously and getting all up in my grill when you are too thick to understand that simple fact.
If I throw something shiny thataway, will you go away?

I knew you were joking. I mean, it wasn't that funny, but I knew you didn't mean it seriously

Oh, ffs, then why all the stupid back and forth? Grow up just a little.

Hexy wins. Stop being butthurt.