He looks like a bronze statue

Looks like a statue

are you trying to tell me that's not a statue

When did you get a dog statue in your backyar- OMG it's moving! Possessed! The power of Christ compels you!

Had to read the title to realise it wasn't just someone taking a photo of a statue

god dammit klaus

Plot twist, he said sis a bronze statute!

Don't Blink.