I guess he is not lovin' it

And the Lord said ok ill give you a sign *drops mc Donalds sign on car* will you go to the gym now?

*sues*
Free mcdonalds for life.
*gets so fat and die a year later*

"Those that you love the most are most likely to hurt you"

Doesn't die from sign, dies from eating at McDonalds.

This has always been a fear of mine and now it is justified.