Until he starts chasing you around trying to kill you and you realize you crashed your car and never made it to your destination....sorry I may have gotten carried away....sorry.
Okay. Okay. I....I...I am the muffin girl and everyone was looking for a man all these years and I never told my secret...Okay God it kinda feels good to finally said it. Whoo...feels good. ..Yeah. ..
YES YES YES damit! I did it....but really I...I don't even know what came over me....I kinda have to do that. But seriously though did you love the muffins?
I adored them but I ate 2 then realised the third was alive so I raised as a pet and but he got too big so I released him to the wild where he can roam free. I wish you would pop by again some time.
Well ya know most people don't realize muffins tend occasionally to spawn into mythical creatures...you must truly be a muffin lover and you did the right thing. Next time I'll be sure to leave more muffins. Just seriously don't feed the muffins to the creatures that come from the muffins. Trust me...not a road you wanna be on my friend.
I didn't cause I didn't know what to feed it I just gave it milk which seemed to provide enough nutrition (though I might have gotten hold of some butter before I released him)
WOW that's perfect! Your a natural at this. I mean...you would think it's common sense...that you shouldn't need to explain why that would be a mistake....but nooo some people thought it'd be fun...FUN..and...what's the worst that could happen...ugh...sorry it's no easy task being the muffin girl.
We will honor the muffin by fighting against evil with delicious fresh baked muffins and spreading joy wherever there is sorrow. People will eat our muffins and know of the good in this world they'll taste our homemade fresh out of the oven delights and believe dear muffin man...they will believe! Just one thing...what will our theme song be? Is it cool if I wear a cape and I vote we get sword like butter knives. Whatcha think?
Just asking, sorry don't downvote me.