A fork, knife and spoon all in one

Kspork? (the first K is silent...)

*uses fork side* *cuts self inside mouth* *uses spoon side* * cuts hand*

i have this, the knife isn't very sharp so you can't actually cut yourself (luckily)

My friend always eats her lunch with one of these and we only noticed it last week and it was the most amusing thing for that lunch period..

It's called a Spork anywya