Hell Yeah!

I would be in such great shape running up those to go down the slide

when escalator going to built in the park?
going up with escalator - slide down with slide - repeat until the planet collide

One on the left should be you sit or stand on it and it moves up, like and escalator but still a flat surface then have then one on the right a slide :D

Fat person is to lazy to use stairs and gets stuck on slide. ;-;