Am I a bad person?

I have been known to do this.

If I ever catching anyone messing w. Fries they are DEAD. Walking home DEAD.

I do this to dont feel bad

Who really doesn't do this

I try to eat an equal amount of everyone's fries.

I did this like 3hrs ago and I also eat the ones that fall into the bag.. I thought it was just me :p

U r a very greedy person, y dnt u jst buy 2