He is just learning how to...Count

Well, can't dracula him down for it...

Man... that really must have sucked.

...and from star trek...

Why was he made to stand side on when his fellow classmates look to be facing forward?

My daughter gets a kick out of me calling her "My little Vampire". However, I made sure to clarify, the awesome sort of vampire, not sparkly ones.
She's ok with that.