It's weird now that i think of it

Not to ruin the joke, but sometimes parents make email accounts for their children to store the newborn's information there

For time travelers.
Duh

Uh...ever heard of parents making email accounts for their kids? I mean, in 10 years all the normal account names might be taken, which is why they try to set up their child's account ASAP.

I might blow your mind with this little bit of info, but it makes it easier on the programmer.