White boy mermaid

There's only a couple reasons a guy would need that much underwear. Lazy and doesn't want to do laundry weekly, or a"fashonista" and needs a pair to match a whole bunch of outfits to moods and activities

I also find it odd that "straight" is identified. He's probably straight in the sense that no gay dudes will touch him, much like many fat white women are lesbians because no men will touch them.