Flamingos are very dangerous

Oh you mean like this one *pulls out one*

*screams and runs away like a madman*

*trips on a rock and falls off a cliif*

*Dies*

"Do not worry they will eat from his corpse anyways"

But this one is plastic it's harmless :(

*poof* "I am talking abou these! *giant flock of dangerous green flamingoes attacks everyone in sight except for Jorgen Von Strangle*

*flamingos swarm me* *huge ball of flamingos cover me* *huge lighting explosion!* *me standing on a hill far away* this is why I always have lighting clones...

"Da flamingoes have extremely strong noses and stamina you can run around the world all you want but you shall never escape" *flamigoes chase after hood around the world destroying every single city they encounter, green flamingo apocalypse*

Who said I'll be running *1000000 lighting clones spawn* bring it *starts casting spell of destruction* *dark circles appear beneath all the clones feet* *flamingos charge clones and lightning strikes and flamingos fall dead* almost! *sell is complete as all flamingos swarm the clones. I cast the spell and a huge colum of death and dark energy rains down from the sky destroying everything and lighting flashes everywhere and now all the flamingos are dead*

*poof* you have forgotten I can just make millions!! I can also make them immortal! You can't stop Jorgen Von Strangle!

Yes yes I can summons master staff and blows up your wand and the flamingos (they're immortal bit not indestructible so they will suffer eternally with broken bodies)

You can, but you won't because wands kill those who destroy them, unless it has been approved by the fairy council, it says so in Da Rules. *show Wand section B alpha in Da Rules*

*huge puff of smoke* I used a shadow clone so ya

*opens up Wand section B omega* "If the destroyer of the wand is a no living organism (rock, dynamite, clone, etc.) The one responsible for triggering the non living organism is killed." Thus means if you created a clone of yourself to destroy the wand your clone and yourself will be killed.

Ok *boom*...*respawn* hi (^-^)

Besides since you tortured the the green flamingoes the have reported you for hacking to our lord and savior Shrek and the penalty is your are going to be stripped your onions then banned from he server "life"

I came here from another world your universal laws don't apply to me

That is the point our server admins are going to remove you from our universe and put you in another universe or your old one.

I'm here on a mission! I have a work visa they can't kick me out til I'm done I had an agreement with them.

May I see your papers?

*presents fairy council papers*

*reads papers* hmmm, Ok I see, wait a second, these papers expire today at midnight, you better do whatever you have to do before midnight or you shall be removed from this universe.

I plan to

Well i hope you did whatever you needed to do, because your time is overdue so now I shall put you back in your old universe.

Yes I got the sacred cheese burger you can send me back

Only the sacred cheese burger? Alrighty then *sends you back to other universe* I guess he hasn't heard abou the sacred Bacon cheeseburger deluxe....