I'm biking a lot to get fit and meet women. When I see one during my ride

Fly past the lady's and as you do yell out...LOSER!!! Then pick the one you like the most and just push her right off her bike. Jump off yours and then put your gum in her hair, yell out and tell everybody what you did. Then give her hair a big yank, I don't know why, just do it.