*Takes a can of root beer* MWAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE CONQUERED YOUR PEOPLE AND NOW I SHALL DRINK YOUR VIRGINS BLOOD AS A SACRIFICE!!!!!! *hears a light sob* hehehehe
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· 9 years ago
This made me think of my childhood days. When i was young every saturdays I would take my cousin out to a manhole nearby our apartment. Then we would gather small pebbles and play a "sacrifice game" where we pretended there lived a giant serpent monster in the sewer and we pretended the pebbles were people. Basically the serpent(a.k.a. manhole) demanded blood sacrifice and we would drop the pebbles as their pebble family and friends watched.
I was a really weird kid.
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· 9 years ago
One time I set a dumpster on fire and while they were putting it out I got all of the firemens autographs in my fireman calender, and no I did not set it on fire just for that reason, it was a simple coincidence...
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· 9 years ago
That's why you ended up being devoted Internet commenters, guys.
I was a really weird kid.