Think about the kids...

That's not all what about the dog who gets rex?

Father Murphy is absolutely gonna think the worst of us. DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ABOMINATION? DO YOU JULES?

Oh not to mention what that botch that lives across the street will have to say about this she'll be all like "I told you so"

Aaaand don't even get me started with your brother. I know the guy never liked me but really he wouldn't have to move all the way out here if we'd never been divorced.

Also think about it where are you and the kids gonna stay cause I'm keeping the house, what are you going to go live with your crazy sister!think about what living with a mental person will do to the kids

Oh, and don't think you're keeping my truck either. I'm so glad I didn't let you talk me into that prius. Good luck with public transportation, honey! Hopefully you don't get mugged. Do you really want to take that chance?

Oh and we almost forgot about the cat! What about mr snuggles! Where will he go cause I can't take care of him and Rex and your sister is allergic to cats dam it!

I really didn't want to bring this up, but seriously think about yourself. We've been together a long time and quite frankly your ass does look fat in that dress. You really wanna get back out on the dating scene like that. You just can't catch fish with cabbage. Don't put yourself through that.