Yup.

Muffin! *runs back to skittles* (^-^)

I ship it

Get on it you pencil neck geeks

*Grabs hood, turns into a pterodactylus, and flies off this thirsty as fuck post*

Did someone say muffin?

I always knew one day you would come back asking questions mrmuffins...I think however it may be too soon to tell you the truth

Do you mean... Oh God NO!!!

No! No! I can tell you need answers...I am muffin girl, I have chosen hood as muffin man, and the magic generated in my mad muffin making skills sometimes results in magical muffins. These magical muffins venture out into the world at times. You mrmuffins are one of those muffins, no one may eat you dear mrmuffin.

Oh thank GOD! You guys almost gave me heart palpitations

There, there, dear mrmuffin you are protected. Only a few muffins received enough magic to become alive. Regular muffins are ok to eat.

I think you are the muffin I raised from a young age. You got too big so I released you back into the wild but I never thought you'd become sentient

Well, just in case you weren't.

Good for you thinking about everyone :) here have a potato (^-^)

*Licks the potato*